Thursday, January 05, 2006

Cleared flasher over the moon

We go now to - where else? - the US of A, where one Raymond McNealy has been making a, well, complete arse of himself.

Mr McNealy had been accused of baring his buttocks at his neighbour and her young daughter. (His neighbour, we learn, is Nanette Vonfeldt, and if that doesn't conjure up images of a double-wide trailer and car parked on the grass then I don't know what does).

However Maryland judge John W Debelius III (insert your own joke here) acquitted McNealy of indecent exposure, arguing that "if exposure of the buttock constituted indecent exposure, any woman wearing a thong at the beach at Ocean City would be guilty."

Sky News, reporting the story, do not detail how Mr McNealy's butt compared to those of the bethonged women on Ocean City beach. They do, however, helpfully provide an image of a rather pert male bum as a reminder to those unsure as to what one really looks like. (Rather pert and, I suspect, a Stunt Bum. We at The Nibs provide an alternative, and rather tastier, artist's impression).

Mr McNealy's lawyer said after the hearing that Judge Debelius' ruling should "bring comfort to all beachgoers and plumbers." Proving once and for all that 'builder's bum' is a truly international phenomenon.


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