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Saturday, January 07, 2006

Girls are doing it for themselves


I have some sad news to report today concerning the state of today's youth. If I remember correctly, the youth used to respect the elders and one could wander the streets doing one's own business without a care in the world, not worrying about being mugged, stabbed, shot or spat upon. However, it seems that even today, the streets of Cincinnati, Ohio, are just as mean as the streets in the ASBO capital of the UK - Manchester.

Today, a pizza delivery guy has swallowed his balls to report to the police that he had been the target of an attempted robbery. The poor guy, aged 21, was overpowered by a groups of five assailants who knocked him to the ground but did not succeed in taking anything.

Anyone with any information about the assault are asked to contact the local police. You're looking for five girls, aged between 11 and 14. Yep, you heard right.

I know what you're thinking.

What a wuss, right?

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